The Penguin Harry Potter Funny Texts
26 Harry Potter Tweets That Are Almost As Funny As Fred And George Weasley
"Ironic how the Chamber of Secrets was in a girl's bathroom."
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*harry potter about to use floo powder for the first time* molly: now remember to speak very, very clearly. harry potter: https://t.co/KPTkZRm9Tm
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it's still so funny to me that when voldemort failed to kill baby harry in the first book it basically destroyed him when he literally could have just .... like ....... picked harry up out of his crib and yeeted him against the wall
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best harry potter movies ranked: 15. you 14. can't 13. rank 12. them 11. because 10. they 9. are 8. all 7. very 6. amazing 5. in 4. their 3. own 2. way 1. prisoner of azkaban. so aesthetically pleasant, the outfits, the lines, the cinematography, the punch, draco malfoy
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harry potter, sirius black & lupin when they pulled up on peter pettigrew's backstabbing ass
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Today is Harry Potter's 38th birthday, or as it should be known, Harry Potter and the Approach of Middle Age
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hermione: harry you really think it is going to work? harry: 🤷🏽♂️ hermione: harry had you already thought about the consequences of this plan? harry: 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️ hermione: harry- harry: 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
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In Harry Potter there's a recurring theme of Harry not offering any of his vast fortune to his poor friends and justifying it to himself that they'd be upset at him if he did and that tells us all we need to know about Rowling's politics
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Harry Potter is a guy who peaks at being a high school quarterback and then drops out to become a cop
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Harry Potter and the Special Rock Harry Potter and the Don't Room Harry Potter and his Furry Crime Dad Harry Potter and the Hot Cup Harry Potter and the Warm Bird Club Harry Potter and the Absolutely Nothing Happens Harry Potter and the Curse of the Sidequests
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Me at 14: *reads three Harry Potter books in one day* Me at 27: *sees a text that's longer than 2 sentences* holy shit, I just do not have the time for this
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I'm tired of Slytherins getting all the "evil" rep just because we're ambitious. All the houses can be evil. Evil Gryffindor? Popular jerks Evil Ravenclaw? mad scientist Evil Hufflepuff? henchman
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hermione: i mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it? breaking the rules. ron, harry, everyone:
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everyone: JK Rowling: harry potter is gay everyone: JK Rowling: and african american everyone: JK Rowling: and a woman
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The Harry Potter franchise could have been a few books shorter if the adults just told Harry what the fuck was up
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person: do you remember that part in harry potter where- me: i remember every part but go on
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mcgonagall returning to hogwarts after being hit by four stunning spells in the chest by some ministry aurors ordered by umbridge, while she was defending hagrid from being evicted from hogwarts: https://t.co/pxehe2P2Z2
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Ron: "wingardium leviosaaah" Hermione: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Hermione: "it's leviOHsah not levioSAH"
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